I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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