i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
She bit a glass in half.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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