Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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