Having a random hookup so left but love u
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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