doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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