I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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