I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
