Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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