I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she peed on how many people?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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