Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize