My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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