Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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