doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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