I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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