office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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