It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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