They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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