Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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