Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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