Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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