Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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