How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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