It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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