I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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