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(201): View more from New Jersey

the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

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(518): View more from New York

he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.

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(516): View more from New York

I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle

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(561): View more from Florida

I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.

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