Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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