so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You made out with two different species that night
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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