awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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