Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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