I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's shark week go big or go home
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
