was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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