he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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