Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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