We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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