How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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