I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
