I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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