Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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