do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
