I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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