oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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