put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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