Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize