is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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