He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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