you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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