Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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