she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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