it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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