And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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