your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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