my sisters under your porch take her home
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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