I want to have your abortion
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Shame - the story of my life.
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