who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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