I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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