grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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